Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Do vagina's smell?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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