I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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