Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize