clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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