Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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