we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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