Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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