Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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