Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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