You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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