i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Say something about gay babies.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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