Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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