I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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