He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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