she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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