Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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