I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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