So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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