What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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