just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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