I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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