Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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