check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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