i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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