SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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