Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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