Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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