similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That accounts for only three of the penises
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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