Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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