I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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