I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You have to summon your inner elephant
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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