I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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