remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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