gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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