it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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