i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
