If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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