He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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