I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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