Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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