Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
