Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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