We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Shame - the story of my life.
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