Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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