We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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