those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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