he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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