I'm gonna have a badass scar
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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