forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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