Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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