Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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