She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
A bitchslap is in order.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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